Heinz will turn Salad Cream into Sandwich Cream and these are the only responses you need
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Heinz to rebrand salad cream as 'Manky Spunk'.
— Louis Barfe (@AlanKelloggs) June 6, 2018
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#HEINZ are renaming Salad Cream Sandwich Cream. Tomato Sauce will now be know as Red Chip Spread, HP Sauce is Spicy Brown Bacon Spread and Mayonnaise is Creamy Chicken Baby Love.
— Maximilian Poole (@Pooledogg) June 5, 2018
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Heinz to rename Salad Cream as Sandwich Cream.
Petit Filous to be renamed Cunnilingus Practice Pots.
Ben and Jerrys to be renamed Crying In Front of Broadchurch.
Rustlers Microwave Burgers to be renamed No I Am A Thirty Year Old Mam And I'm In A Rush So I'm Eating This Shit.
— Fudgey (@fudgecrumpet) June 5, 2018
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Even if they change Salad Cream into Sandwich cream, it will always be known as Salad Cream, just like Marathons, Opal fruits and Jif. pic.twitter.com/stwnJ06RYr
— Neil Johnson (@n_gjohnson) June 5, 2018
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The level of rage about salad cream rebranding to sandwich cream is the sort of thing that makes me love my country
— Stephen Collins (@stephen_collins) June 5, 2018
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I said nothing when they changed Marathon to Snickers, even Opal Fruits becoming Starburst but this is just a step too far… lettuce keep salad cream! https://t.co/D4QjuJ2Mtu
— Tony Shepherd (@tonysheps) June 5, 2018
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Heinz #saladcream to be renamed sandwich cream because research shows it’s more likely to be used on sandwiches.
So, when are the Conservative party going to be renamed the Lying Tory Bastard Party?
— Wolfie. (@Tpopularfront) June 5, 2018
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But Grace Dent isn’t convinced that it’s anything other than a publicity stunt.
“Sure, sure. and I’m teetering on changing my name to Helga Q. Fudgetrumpet.”