The saga of missing Melania – 14 favourite responses to the mystery that refuses to go away

After weeks of speculation about her absence Melania Trump has finally made her first public appearance.

But you’ll have to screw your eyes up really tight to see her.

First public appearance by @FLOTUS in just under a month at the Gold Star Families reception to ihht. Good to see her doing well. pic.twitter.com/p6pCB4UPbi

— Jena Greene (@JenaMGreene) June 4, 2018

Yep, we wouldn’t have recognised her either.

Here’s what she had to say on Twitter in a bid to put those rumours to rest.

I see the media is working overtime speculating where I am & what I'm doing. Rest assured, I'm here at the @WhiteHouse w my family, feeling great, & working hard on behalf of children & the American people!

— Melania Trump (@FLOTUS) May 30, 2018

And did it? Of course it didn’t …

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There is a 0.00000% chance Melania wrote this tweet.
Weird grammar and syntax? Exclamation marks?
Sounds familiar. I can’t quite put my tiny orange finger on it.https://t.co/TEbG2hsKvT

— Holly Figueroa O’Reilly 🌊 BWCS (@AynRandPaulRyan) May 30, 2018

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What if Melania just cut her bangs real weird and is waiting for them to grow out

— Jill Twiss (@jilltwiss) June 2, 2018

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https://twitter.com/moshekasher/status/1002915420213350405

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What if there never WAS a Melania?…

— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) June 2, 2018