This is the most devastating obituary you will see this week
This obituary takes a very unexpected turn in the fourth paragraph.
Paragraph 1: ok
Paragraph 2: ok
Paragraph 3: wait
Paragraph 4: OH
Paragraph 5: *airplane flies overhead with a banner reading WELCOME TO HELL MOM* pic.twitter.com/ppV45htrda— Stu (@RandBallsStu) June 5, 2018
If only she was around to see it. But yes, well, obviously … Here’s what people made of it online.
so… what’s dennis’ story?
— ofjalbus (@jalbus) June 5, 2018
None of my guesses have a happy ending
— Stu (@RandBallsStu) June 5, 2018
Also, what about Lyle’s kid? Did she have it? Did Lyle’s baby write another obituary?
— Lindsay Guentzel (@LindsayGuentzel) June 5, 2018
i smell an award-winning podcast.
— ofjalbus (@jalbus) June 5, 2018
I wonder why the children weren’t raised by their father?
— Debbie W (@debwiss) June 5, 2018
We find out when he dies
— ChillerMonster (@ChillerMonster7) June 5, 2018
I can pinpoint the moment when the funeral director lost control of writing the obit.
— JDAngara (@JAngaran) June 5, 2018
Except this person …
I’m bothered by each of the five comma errors and by the unnecessary use of passive voice.
— . ℙ (@AJP_PhD) June 5, 2018
The passive voice is what makes the aggressive subtext shine.
— infamous clitoris, T\/\/itter Lawyer™️ (@vaginacartel) June 5, 2018
And there was more.
Well at least she didn’t have to change her last name…
— Pontifex Minimus ️☮️️ (@revndm) June 5, 2018
Gina and Jay are a little too preachy for my taste.
— Nick (@gunndizzle) June 5, 2018
It’s an obitchuary
— Steve Harvey (@dontgoslideaway) June 5, 2018
