This advice from Teen Vogue magazine got exactly the responses it deserved
Here’s Teen Vogue magazine with some essential advice for the summer season for its many young readers.
How to Get Your Best Summer Vagina Ever https://t.co/NSvEqADpOV pic.twitter.com/xYMFbe4iTk
— Teen Vogue (@TeenVogue) May 30, 2018
And here are our favourite responses online.
1.
Wait, I need a summer vagina now? I didn't know I was supposed to be switching them out with the seasons. I just can't keep up with fashion.
— Wannabe Glam Rocker (@veleda_k) May 30, 2018
2.
But where do I store my winter one? https://t.co/OQASn9iYWg
— Jojo Moyes (@jojomoyes) May 30, 2018
3.
Already? My spring one still works fine.
— (((Katha Pollitt))) (@KathaPollitt) May 30, 2018
4.
[P] Growing up, our family could never afford a summer vagina; we'd just road trip to our relatives' vaginas. https://t.co/UwOudajd2F
— Paul and Storm (@paulandstorm) May 31, 2018
5.
It’s sort of like an iPhone; once the new version comes out, the older one is intentionally slowed down until it’s rendered useless
— ❤️ tacopalooza ❤️ (@cubsgirl1825) May 30, 2018
6.
I wonder if I can set mine up with facial recognition ♀️
— Natasha Boyd Author (@lovefrmlowcntry) May 30, 2018
7.
Last summer's vagina will be so jealous. https://t.co/M2jSsDqJkR
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) May 31, 2018
8.
call me old-fashioned, but when the time comes, i’ll be asking the surgeon for all-season model https://t.co/ukpvJKyYuc
— Mel Stone (@melstonemusic) May 30, 2018
9.
Are you running out of womanly body parts to scrutinize and make young women feel even worse or…
— Syn The Sad Snek (@SinShatter) May 30, 2018
Except, well, the headline might not quite have done the article justice, as these people pointed out.
maybe read the article first. it's actually about health and hygiene. 🙂
— v (@ramendates) May 30, 2018
(In all seriousness, this is a good article about vaginal health.)
— Wannabe Glam Rocker (@veleda_k) May 30, 2018
Not everyone was convinced though.
I’m not sure it is though. Vaginal health is not this precarious.
— Zoe York / Ainsley Booth (@ZoeYorkWrites) May 30, 2018
I read it and still think it's lame
— Liz Joyce (@lizjoyce5) May 30, 2018
How do I get summer dick
— energ1 (@gr1ef_) May 30, 2018
