15 extra-special gaffes sent into the News Quiz
8.
“A local drug dealer was arrested on Thursday night. Strip searching the man, police found a large amount of crack down the back of his trousers.”
The Northampton Chronicle
9.
“Van Gogh was bleeding copiously after slashing his ear with a razor, so he wrapped the piece of ear in paper and walked to his favourite brothel where he gave it to a young woman he knew.”
The Guardian
10.
“Stench from Shropshire bio-gas site blamed on new employee.”
The Shropshire Star
11.
“Latex-free condoms: 5 stars. Reasonable price, came quick.”
Amazon review
12.
“A New Study finds that Uranus opens every few hours to release solar wind.”
International Business Times
13.
“This toilet is a display model. Please ask a member of staff if you would like to watch a demonstration.”
The London Boat Show
14.
“Cameron Diaz encourages women to keep their pubic hair in her new book.”
Graeme Forbes
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“Are you a man aged over 40? Windsor Lions Club is offering free prostate cancer checks with the help of a local estate agent.”
The Royal Borough Observer
