14 jokes that are the best thing since sliced bread for #BritishSandwichWeek
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I was going to have a Rustlers Hot Dog for my lunch.
Think I'll make myself a sandwich instead. pic.twitter.com/BrutF4ucEX— joe heenan (@joeheenan) March 27, 2015
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Top tip: pretend you're American by already knowing exactly what you want when you go into a sandwich shop.
— MꙬse Allain (@MooseAllain) March 11, 2016
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Happy #BritishSandwichWeek! pic.twitter.com/ymwJiRddpW
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) May 21, 2018
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I'm having Mick Jagger over for lunch. I've made spiced lamb and couscous sandwiches.
I know it's only a Moroccan roll but he likes it.— Neil (@_Enanem_) March 28, 2016
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The old adage is that a Grand Jury would indict a ham sandwich.
👌 OK, let’s do it. pic.twitter.com/1etfHBezRq— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@TrumpsareNazis) May 21, 2018
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How you slice your sandwiches can say a lot about your personality: pic.twitter.com/71tivMq6L4
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) May 19, 2015
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Life hack: If you don't have a panini press, you can achieve the same result by heating your sandwich in a microwave and then stepping on it.
— I'm your minister and you're a fucking loser! (@FuzzyWuzzyTO) May 21, 2018
Perhaps we should all head over here for a street party.
It's #BritishSandwichWeek…did you know there's genuinely a hamlet called Ham near the town of Sandwich in Kent? pic.twitter.com/MsWcZx773c
— UEL Library (@UEL_Library) May 21, 2018