14 jokes that are the best thing since sliced bread for #BritishSandwichWeek
Much like sharks, the British sandwich is celebrated for a whole week, and this is that week. In its honour, here are 14 jokes about sandwiches that made us eat our packed lunch early.
My pet peeve is sandwiches not being buttered to the edges of the bread. That, and the howling existential void that makes a cruel mockery of all human endeavour.#BritishSandwichWeek
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) May 21, 2018
opening a sandwich/bdsm shop called “Dom’s Subs”
— Tig Notaro (@TigNotaro) May 22, 2018
Just the best dancing sandwiches. pic.twitter.com/cFkzlkaeQS
— Paul (@bingowings14) April 19, 2016
<God creating food>
"Ok cress, how's this – YOU will be sold with the dirt STILL ON"
"Err ok. Can I go in all sandwiches?"
"No. Only egg"
— Jason (@NickMotown) May 28, 2016
to make a 'rustic' sandwich, simply make a normal sandwich and put it on a plank
— tom freethestones (@freethestones) November 27, 2012