Inspired by the royal wedding this is the best idea for a TV show you’ll see all week
If someone doesn’t make this, we will. Probably.
You know what would be great? The BBC should televise someone's wedding every Saturday. "And here's Kerry, arriving at the registry office in her father's mondeo. Unfortunately her sister is unable to attend today due to what Rachel said about our Steve at Julie's christening."
— Samantha (@samanthahalf) May 19, 2018
It’s a hit. At least, it was with these people on Twitter who got to thinking what kind of stuff it might include. Ring any (wedding) bells?
1.
People would watch the HELL out of that.
— Melinda Beatty (@PoorRobin) May 19, 2018
2.
I'd so be there.
— chiller ★ (@chiller) May 19, 2018
3.
Next week, tune in for Abigail and Mark as they wed in a yurt in Somerset.
— Samantha (@samanthahalf) May 19, 2018
4.
ALSO when the wedding is on telly you can sing along with the choir and no one can stop you.
— Samantha (@samanthahalf) May 19, 2018
5.
"Up next, Graeme and Roger are finally tying the knot after 27 years together. Graeme's mum is officiating."
— Samantha (@samanthahalf) May 19, 2018
6.
Everyone is there for when drunk Uncle Arthur corners one of the groomsmen to tell them about his military service.
— Melinda Beatty (@PoorRobin) May 19, 2018
7.
I have been to that wedding. More than once. "that's so great, I'm a librarian!" just does not cut it.
— Samantha (@samanthahalf) May 19, 2018
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Mine was Great Uncle Charles. He decided, WHILE IN THE BATHROOM to tell one of @bumlaser's groomsmen about when he was in the South Pacific. "There were all these girls running around with no clothes on, so the chaplain made em wear tee shirts. And you know what they did?"
— Melinda Beatty (@PoorRobin) May 19, 2018
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The poor groomsman hardly wanted to ask, but Uncle Charles said, "They cut the titties out." And then JUST WALKED OUT OF THE BATHROOM LIKE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE WENT IN THERE TO DO.
— Melinda Beatty (@PoorRobin) May 19, 2018
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I used to present a feature called 'Bride of the Week' on @BBCEssex
People would nominate why a bride they knew should be surprised live in air.
We had SO much fun! #wedding doorstep broadcasting— Paul Riseley BBC (@PaulRiseleyBBC) May 20, 2018
11.
On their actual wedding day?
— a n d y (@andywdowicki) May 20, 2018
12.
Yep! Used to turn up unannounced with flower, Fizz and a live microphone!
— Paul Riseley BBC (@PaulRiseleyBBC) May 20, 2018
13.
bonkers…it needs to be brought back, and televised, immediately.
— a n d y (@andywdowicki) May 20, 2018
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“Here we see the happy couple walking back down the aisle. Unfortunately the groom made a bit of a bollox of polishing his shoes, and now there are big streaks of leftover polish down the hem of the bride’s dress”. Not that I’m bitter about it or anything.
— Lorna (@florilegia) May 19, 2018
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Now the bride’s aunties and uncles will do a celebratory boogie to Come on Eileen, while small boys slide across the dance floor of the Queen’s Head on their knees.
— Lorna (@florilegia) May 19, 2018
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YES. "Ah, and now a very special moment for the bride: the ceremonial conga line. The groom's family appear unaware of this ritual and are rather alarmed to see how many people are dancing past them on this narrow balcony."
— Samantha (@samanthahalf) May 19, 2018
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I would completely watch that. "Sunita is not impressed by her husband's choice of mayonnaise brand but will today be the day that she says something? …No. She is taking the high road once again – she knows how much it means to him."
— Samantha (@samanthahalf) May 20, 2018
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I’m all in for random televised weddings and receptions. “There’s Janice, Shannon’s old manager at Asda, doing the cha cha slide after 8 double vodkas. You go Janice”
— Josh More (@Josh_More) May 20, 2018
19.
Uncle Brian walks in for the evening do and shouts: why's the DJ playing this hip hop shit?
— Steve Reynolds (@stevereynolds68) May 20, 2018
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And Aunty Carol is dancing sexily with a scared looking groomsmen to Careless Whisper because she's had too many sherries.
— Reading Tall Me (@ReadingTalkies) May 20, 2018
21.
"Looks like some of the guests have been enjoying Stuart's car bar to avoid paying for overpriced drinks in the function room'
— James Gilbraith (@BooGilbraith) May 20, 2018
