People are sharing things you should achieve by the time you’re 35 and they’re totally on the money
You might have seen the news stories reporting how a financial investments firm advised that by the age of 35 we should all have saved around double our annual salary.
Yeah, right.
Which got people thinking, what else should we have done by the time we turn 35? The suggestions went viral because they are funny and so very true.
Here are 21 of the very best.
1.
By the age of 35 you should have filled at least four draws, two shelves, the big cupboard in the spare room, one shed, the top of every wardrobe in your house and 3/4 of the loft with items you never want to see or use again.
— Nicola (@scrapegroat) May 18, 2018
2.
By the age of 35, you should have saved at least half your weight in small unidentifiable animal bones, empty shells, and any interesting rocks, insects, or leaves in an utterly disorganized glass curiosity cabinet, because "what's the point otherwise", retirement experts say
— Sophalophotrochozoa (@biologizing) May 17, 2018
3.
By the age of 35 you should have realized that Scrooge McDuck would’ve been dead the first time he dove head first into his vault full of gold coins.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 18, 2018
4.
By the age of 35 you should have grown at least 15 years beyond 20, experts say
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) May 16, 2018
5.
By the age of 35 you should have saved about half the lives of those who kneeled before you and chose to answer your riddle to continue on the path. If it's way more than half your riddle is too easy. If it's way less the riddle is too hard. Adjust now while you still have time.
— Cricket Arrison (@cricketarrison) May 18, 2018
6.
Financial experts say that by the age of 35 you should have one months salary in savings, the day you get paid.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 18, 2018
7.
By age 35 you should have at least one fork in your cutlery drawer that you just don’t like, and actively frown at if you accidentally grab it.
— Oscar de la Renter (@chrisopotamia) May 20, 2018
8.
By age 35 you should have a huge box of cables but you can't throw them out because you're pretty sure you still need a couple of them but you're not sure which ones
— Lori G ❄️❄️❄️ (@LoriG) May 19, 2018
9.
By the age of 35 you should have saved at least one piece of clothing that your partner cannot conceal their visceral hatred of whenever you put it on
— jump (inside) (@JodiesJumpsuit) May 17, 2018
10.
By the age of 35 you should have 12 clever domain names you had great product ideas for but never got around to creating them.
— Chris Heilmann (@codepo8) May 20, 2018
11.
By the age of 35 you should know that Phoebe is objectively the best character from Friends.
— Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek) May 20, 2018
