Simply 43 funny tweets about the royal wedding
There’s something going on in Windsor today and here’s what people are saying about it online.
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I hope this isn’t the Queen giving a secret signal to have herself assassinated. #royalwedding pic.twitter.com/BOE5V2oyVz
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) May 19, 2018
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Choosing to believe that he said, “I’m shitting it” here #RoyalWedding pic.twitter.com/M2Ek5kPV24
— ⭐ amy o'connor ⭐ (@amyohconnor) May 19, 2018
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https://twitter.com/MarkDiStef/status/997795296477437954
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“I’m meant to be at the fucking FA Cup final, but soft lad hasn’t looked at the shared Google Calendar before booking his wedding.” pic.twitter.com/Y8Tq2KsQBS
— MUNDIAL (@MundialMag) May 19, 2018
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When you realise that you’re not gonna be able to see a fucking thing #royalwedding #royalwedding2018 pic.twitter.com/Gf1AybMJOB
— Matt 🤾 (@mrperson77) May 19, 2018
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Well done everyone in the church not laughing when he said "SEXUAL UNION."
— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) May 19, 2018
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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but she appears to be moments away from being mauled by a child vampire. pic.twitter.com/JOB0leeL49
— Mikey Smith (@mikeysmith) May 19, 2018
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I love this. It’s basically Beatrice and Eugenie saying fuck you Twitter pic.twitter.com/13J6AAFu0J
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) May 19, 2018
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“I DIDN’T WANT TO GO ANYWAY” pic.twitter.com/mMk5VsvNrw
— Neil Claxton (@MintRoyale) May 19, 2018
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'Are we the bad guys?' #RoyalWedding pic.twitter.com/A6AfzlvfXi
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) May 19, 2018
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— Glenn Kitson (@Glenn_Kitson) May 19, 2018
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Modern Britain in a photograph pic.twitter.com/P7IYRXZr97
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) May 19, 2018
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If Trump was invited to the Royal Wedding pic.twitter.com/Nd8ww7a9qR
— Scott B. Better (@ScottLinnen) May 18, 2018
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– that dress is just so beautiful. she looks so radiant. i’m happy for them.
– sorry to spoil the moment doctor but could you finish my f**king colonoscopy… pic.twitter.com/s0EpRR2olp— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) May 19, 2018
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Ok Charles, arse in the car. #Royalwedding
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) May 19, 2018
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Is it OK to watch this episode of The Crown if you’ve only seen the first 2 series? #RoyalWedding
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) May 19, 2018
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https://twitter.com/MarkDiStef/status/997784227587461120
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The Queen has an opportunity to slap James Corden and I belive this is the only thing that could unite Britain. #royalwedding
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 19, 2018
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Pippa's dress looks like the Arizona iced tea can #RoyalWedding pic.twitter.com/pZCHVqNXYD
— Sarah Rogers (@sarahnrogers) May 19, 2018
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I'm not saying they've run out of things to talk about in the build up to the #RoyalWedding but this seems insensitive pic.twitter.com/iUvkOZLpcc
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 19, 2018
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I was rarely instructed what to say at the BBC. Commenting on prep for the Queen Mother funeral I pointed out that there weren’t many people there. My editor reprimanded me, telling me to say on air “the crowds are slowly building.” I refused.
— JOHN NICOLSON (@MrJohnNicolson) May 18, 2018
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Royal Wedding to capture Brexit mood of nation by being expensive, badly organised and utterly unnecessary #RoyalWedding #HarryandMeghan
— The Poke (@ThePoke) May 19, 2018
