24 right royal wedding tweets to help you get through the next 24 hours
It’s the royal wedding tomorrow! Or … don’t worry, only 24 more hours to go, depending on which way you look at it, of course.
Either way here are 24 tweets handpicked to help you pass the time until then.
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At this point Harry and Meghan should just fuck all this off and elope. Go to Vegas, get married by Elvis and just post a picture of them shitfaced in a taco bell with 'fuck the daily mail' written in mayo on the table.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 17, 2018
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I can’t make it to the wedding on Saturday so I’m posting their gift.
Hope they like it pic.twitter.com/RhuJG46ryG— joe heenan (@joeheenan) May 16, 2018
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This is amazing. People hear completely different things when they listen to talk about Harry and Meghan’s wedding. What do you hear?
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) May 17, 2018
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I like that people are treating Royal Wedding Eve like an early flight from Stanstead, where it’s fine to have a pint whatever time it is
— Marina Hyde (@MarinaHyde) May 18, 2018
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BREAKING: Prince Charles to walk Meghan Markle down the aisle in the absence of both her and Prince Harry’s fathers. #RoyalWedding
— The DM Reporter (@DMReporter) May 18, 2018
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I think these guys may be a little confused…. pic.twitter.com/tTS2Ch0TlY
— Chris Jackson (@ChrisJack_Getty) May 17, 2018
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The running order for The Royal Wedding has been announced and it's as normal as you'd think it would be pic.twitter.com/ilj3LUCkCH
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 17, 2018
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Continuing my series: how the #RoyalWedding is basically the real-life version of The Simpson's episode 'Lisa's Wedding' pic.twitter.com/cT8xcwuKj5
— Declan Cashin-Chalamet-Porowski-B.Jordan (@Tweet_Dec) May 17, 2018
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Elton John … lookalike is here #royalwedding pic.twitter.com/jWa2HHwsIu
— Helena Lee (@BBCHelenaLee) May 18, 2018
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Happy #royalwedding eve. Don’t forget to leave out a bowl of peanuts & a cucumber sandwich by your fireplace for The Queen when she visits, and adorn your home in garish Union Jack garb so irreverent hordes can find it in the dark.
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) May 18, 2018
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I really want to be that one friend of Meghan Markle's who takes an epically long drag of a Marlboro Menthol and says, "Babe, are you ABSOLUTELY sure about this?"
— Justin Myers (@theguyliner) May 18, 2018
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All you need to know about the Royal Wedding between Prince Harry & Meghan Markle this weekend: pic.twitter.com/ZoYkOgjOTi
— barney farmer (@barneyfarmer) May 17, 2018
