Jamie Oliver and that 2-for-1 pizza ban – our favourite 17 responses
Jamie Oliver met with Nicola Sturgeon to talk about tackling childhood obesity and the Scottish first minister announced plans to curb two-for-one pizza deals.
Here’s what Oliver had to say.
“It’s about making the right food cheaper and more available and the food that’s causing the problem just that little bit harder to get …”
And this is what the internet made of that.
1.
no WAY is Jamie Oliver tryna get 2 for 1 pizzas banned fuck off you salad shagger
— em ily (@emilyjowarb) May 16, 2018
2.
Jamie Oliver, in his kitchen, making a “healthy” version of alphabetti spaghetti for his kids, using the individual pieces to spell out “FUCK THE POOR”
— AJ (@masiavelli) May 15, 2018
3.
Jamie Oliver has done some amazing things for childhood obesity but he’s taking this one step too far trying to ban 2 for 1 pizzas, fuck off ya healthy cunt
— gabbie (@gabbiejarvis) May 16, 2018
4.
I've just seen that Jamie oliver is getting 2 for 1 pizza deals banned? This little cunt has gone one step too far now that's an assault on my lifestyle and beliefs
— Kathryn (@biscoffbabe) May 15, 2018
5.
Hi Jamie Oliver: just to let you know, I didn’t get fat from the three or four times a year I order Domino’s. I got fat because my two of my main hobbies are eating in restaurants and cooking. The exact two things you’ve made all your money from.
— Red Sky At Night (@redskyatnight) May 16, 2018
6.
The irony with all this shite that Jamie Oliver keeps banging on about with regards to obesity, is that he’s only a few chippy teas away from being a fat cunt himself.
— The Mitre Ball 317 (@tmb317) May 16, 2018
7.
[Jamie Oliver sits in his London townhouse with his children; Poopypants the Third, Strawberry Flavour Ibuprofen, Pomegranate Pikachu & Dave]
Dave: I’m so glad poor people don’t have to eat junk food anymore
Jamie: I know, I’m awesome!
Who wants a quinoa fight?Kids: YAY!!!
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) May 17, 2018
8.
Why does Jamie Oliver find working class people having affordable treats so offensive?
Is it because he’s a massive twat?— Crapolatombola really really (@crapolatombola) May 17, 2018
9.
the year 2060: a freddo costs £3000, irn-bru is now just water wae food colouring in it, milkshakes are an urban legend, poor folk survive on rice, dust n water. wae his dyin breath jamie oliver goes ‘my job here is done’ before gettin buried in a massive sainsbury’s bag for life https://t.co/5mmden8Wb6
— Butsay (@Butsay_) May 8, 2018