Someone’s done a Brexit rewrite of Pulp’s Common People and it’s so good it’s almost worth the price of leaving the EU
A chap called Matthew Hankins has rewritten the lyrics of Pulp’s Common People to reflect the interesting times we live in and it’s just perfect.
Once you’ve read it once, do it again but sing along this time. It’s a hit.
He went up to Oxford with a thirst for knowledge
He studied Classics at Balliol College
That's why I
Caught his eye pic.twitter.com/lbQMlXOyOd— Matthew Hankins #FBPE (@mc_hankins) May 15, 2018
2.
He told me that his dad was loaded
I said “I wish I’d known that before I voted”
He said “Fine”
And in thirty years’ time
He said pic.twitter.com/50G4qGcAdc— Matthew Hankins #FBPE (@mc_hankins) May 15, 2018
3.
“I want the votes of gammon people
I want to do whatever gammon people do
I want to sleep with gammmon people
I want to sleep with gammon people like you” pic.twitter.com/SAnQbxZ8fu— Matthew Hankins #FBPE (@mc_hankins) May 15, 2018
4.
Well, what else could I do?
I voted to leave the EU pic.twitter.com/y41YaIP7UA— Matthew Hankins #FBPE (@mc_hankins) May 15, 2018
5.
He took me out of the Single Market
I don’t know why but he had to start it
Somewhere
So he started there pic.twitter.com/l66H4CEFLp— Matthew Hankins #FBPE (@mc_hankins) May 15, 2018
6.
I said “What happened to all the NHS money?”
He just laughed and said “Oh you’re so funny”
I said “Yeah?
Well, I can still see foreigners over here” pic.twitter.com/SsBGQNDoZo— Matthew Hankins #FBPE (@mc_hankins) May 15, 2018
