These 15 people who were kicked out of things have definitely been living their best life

Journalist Brooke Rogers asked people to share stories about the time they were kicked out of something.

Ok, now I’m curious. Quote tweet with the best reason you’ve been kicked out of an event, building or group.

— Brooke Rogers 🌻 (@bkerogers) May 11, 2018

Most of the responses wouldn’t look out of place in a rock’n’roll biography, complete with occasional colourful language. Who knew Twitter was so wild?

These 15 did, for a start.

1.

On tour I got kicked out of the hotel I was staying because I had a row with Jimmy Somerville and he told a security guard I was a mad fan. When I tried to get back in I was kicked out again.

— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) May 12, 2018

2.

https://twitter.com/KathyBurke/status/995305561934716928

3.

I was kicked out of the PJ and Duncan 'friends n family' after party at the Royal Albert Hall in '96 for being identified as neither friend or family. A dark moment. https://t.co/uXECupjqJd

— Grace Dent (@gracedent) May 12, 2018

4.

Got thrown out of the Berlin zoo for head butting a goat in the petting zoo. But, in my defence, he started it. https://t.co/G8YUjm21Ki

— Jason “There’s No Such Thing As A Free ETH” Potts (@profjasonpotts) May 11, 2018

5.

Got asked to fill in on piano in youth choir and played Ruff Ryders anthem https://t.co/Z34PPcPwgS

— de bleck penta (@fivefifths) May 14, 2018

6.

I was kicked out of a nightclub called Martine’s In Eastleigh for dancing on the stage when I’d already been kicked out earlier for something else which I shall not share! https://t.co/Eh547Q9uFr

— Shappi Khorsandi (@ShappiKhorsandi) May 12, 2018

7.

https://twitter.com/ScouseSocialism/status/995775988813484032