The replies to this ‘proud capitalist’ dude will warm your heart (not the planet)
This is a chap called Charlie Kirk, ‘proud capitalist’, diehard Trump supporter and founder and executive director of Turning Point USA, the ‘community organisers of the right’.
But when it comes to climate change, Charlie’s not for turning.
Wait let me get this straight, people who can’t predict the weather 24 hours in advance are now telling us what global temperatures will be in 10 years? 🤔
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) May 12, 2018
Yeah right, Charlie. Who the hell do these people think they are? Here are 9 replies to warm your heart (and not the planet).
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— Alt_Dept. of Labor (@alt_labor) May 14, 2018
2.
Wait so you don’t understand that it’s hard to predict if it will rain or snow in ten days but easy to say summer and winter will come?
— OverUnderClover (@OverUnderClover) May 14, 2018
3.
Wait let me get this straight, the casinos who can’t predict one roll of dice are now telling us they will make money on thousands of dice rolls?
— William (@WM3589) May 14, 2018
4.
.@charliekirk11 Let me get this straight: You don’t understand the difference between *weather* and *climate*?
Are you truly this stupid or just playing a part?
Either way, we all suffer.
— Jodi Jacobson (@jljacobson) May 14, 2018
5.
Wait let me get this straight, people who can’t predict the the next wave height in advance are now telling us what the tides are going to be this year?
— Rubrum Cato (@Rubrum_Cato) May 14, 2018
6.
Wait, let me get this straight, Emergency Department managers who can’t tell who the next patient will be are now telling us they know about how many patients of a specific type they will get per month? #Amazing
— Matthew Loxton (@mloxton) May 14, 2018
7.
Wait let me get this straight, statisticians who can’t predict a single coin toss are now telling us how many times heads will come up (to the nearest 50) if we flipped a coin 10,000 times? 🤔 https://t.co/2TzQd1qZbS
— Sam Dumitriu (@Sam_Dumitriu) May 14, 2018
8.
I’ve realised the maths on this tweet are dreadful. Mentally replace 10,000 with 1,000,000 and 50 with 1,000 to get a more numerically correct gag.
— Sam Dumitriu (@Sam_Dumitriu) May 14, 2018
9.
The sentiment was correct, and twitter is a safe space for a bit of hyperbole.
— Rachel Klein (@racheleklein) May 14, 2018