Little Mix asked Twitter to suggest song ideas: the only 12 replies you need to read
Whoever runs the Twitter account of Little Mix decided it would be a good idea to seek the opinion of the internet on the direction the band should take, as though that would ever end well.
These are the very best 12 replies.
1.
I think a hook that went "big mix, little mix, cardboard box" would be everywhere if you do it. https://t.co/UlA1WWQar4
— Rob Manuel (@robmanuel) May 12, 2018
2.
The need for green belt reform to allow more housebuilding around public transport hubs https://t.co/tUGHZoxikN
— 'Jonn Elledge' is a slur (@JonnElledge) May 12, 2018
3.
how crumpets are amazing, and hummus is amazing, but hummus on crumpets is an absolute mess https://t.co/PbwdNa3Htm
— Josh Barrie (@joshbythesea) May 12, 2018
4.
How being victim to an uncovered passing sneeze is one of the biggest social injustices of our time. https://t.co/gCV4WMz3ib
— Jessica Noah Morgan (@jnoahmorgan) May 12, 2018
5.
A scenario whereby the dogs have been let out, and you wish to enquire about the person (or persons) responsible. https://t.co/UXej0cG1af
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) May 12, 2018
6.
The rise of capitalism in the west and the ways in which it correlates with the rise in nationalism and isolationist policies. https://t.co/Q2tdJyRhLf
— pooka (@pangopup) May 12, 2018
7.
Imagine you had to write a song to save Doctor Who from cancellation in 1985 https://t.co/TVdwdQXqPa
— Eddie Robson (@EddieRobson) May 12, 2018
8.
The row over the Withdrawal Bill and which powers go where after Brexit, please. https://t.co/vCdLw82Oue
— Nick Eardley (@nickeardleybbc) May 12, 2018
9.
Hegel's unity of opposites, monism, and the twentieth century experience https://t.co/wC0fQNsLNv
— James Bloodworth (@J_Bloodworth) May 12, 2018
10.
Lords reform https://t.co/QsVXFfEntn
— Esther Webber (@estwebber) May 12, 2018
11.
Whether evolutionary science proves the illusory nature of anthropocentrism and the essential contingency of human consciousness – ie. mind-as-organ – rendering all products of our mammalian thought relative and therefore meaningless as arbiters of universal truth. https://t.co/Y79sZSTh2T
— Julian Dutton (@JulianDutton1) May 12, 2018
But comedy writer, David Quantick, decided to just burn all of us.
That social media meme where people who think they're more intelligent than models or pop stars post clever things that they don't understand either. https://t.co/1wcpScnYb2
— David Quantick (@quantick) May 12, 2018
