Our favourite 5 replies to this pizza/cocaine story on Scottish Twitter

John Plunkett. Updated September 2nd, 2020

It’s quicker to get cocaine delivered to your door in Scotland than it is to get your hands on a pizza, according to one news story this week.

One in three drug users said they could get hold of some coke in under half an hour, while only one in six said the same about pizza.

Cocaine 'delivered faster than pizza' in Scotland #GDS2018 https://t.co/BLgVbHDtVX

— STV News (@STVNews) May 9, 2018

And here are our favourite 6 replies on Scottish Twitter.

Ask yer dealer to pop into dominoes and pick up yer pizza order. Problem solved. Think the pizza companies are missing a trick here wi the their potential sides and sauces.

— Mark McCole (@MarkMcCole2) May 10, 2018

Please do Cocaine Vs an Ambulance in the next round

— Roddy 🇱🇻 (@RJBorthwick) May 10, 2018

If you’re really stuck ask your plumber, electrician or window cleaner, they can probably spare you a wee bump.

— Raab (@Rabbhaw) May 9, 2018

If it’s late, do you get it free, as you can with some of the Pizza Companies?

— Martin (@scottishwomble) May 9, 2018

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