7 favourite captions to go with that Tory Power Stance™ picture
Say what you like about the Conservatives, at least we know where they stand. Or, more specifically, how they stand.
Here’s 7 captions to make your day a bit better.
Conservatives in suction boots hanging off the ceiling. pic.twitter.com/dL4XXIrrBe
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) April 30, 2018
I expected more from Avengers: Infinity War, if I am honest. pic.twitter.com/xBTJFChKo1
— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) April 30, 2018
Avengers: Infinity Wank pic.twitter.com/nhcS41e4Po
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) April 30, 2018
Can I just point out, the people who continue to accept the advice to take this stance are in important positions of power over our lives. pic.twitter.com/Wy5cw1g3wH
— Graham Linehan (@Glinner) April 30, 2018
Dacre's glove puppets pic.twitter.com/2pbiSvehjl
— Oor Deb🎗 (@homelesshorse) April 30, 2018
Guys, if the chafing is so bad that aloe vera gel won’t sort it, you should probably go to see your doctor. You might need a steroid cream. pic.twitter.com/zaUaFwloTP
— Deborah Wastell (@DeborahAWastell) April 30, 2018
🎶So I say a little prayer
And hope my dreams will take me there
Where the skies are blue
To see you once again!🎶 pic.twitter.com/gondyNmQHj
— Tom Peck (@tompeck) April 30, 2018
And just in case you were wondering what happened if you did this, over to Jim Felton.