Caitlin Moran asked women what they do when they are ‘involuntarily celibate’ and the answers were a delight
Spent two years living in Tanzania doing child development research, became fluent in Kiswahili, later used this experience to become one of the few child language researchers working on related languages.
— Katie At Work Normally But Not Evenings/Weekends (@drchukovsky) April 25, 2018
A masters degree in mechanical engineering – 4 years as one of only 2 women out of a course total of 40+ men was spent in a sexual desert 😂
— Cheryl Martin (@yorkshirecheryl) April 25, 2018
Buy an ridiculous Italian superbike, watch programmes about bears, get a bear tattoo, dye hair pink and get a job paying enough to go volunteer in a bear sanctuary
— Ursa Minor 🐻 (@UrsaMinorThreat) April 25, 2018
Sleep, eat, drink, watch back to back episodes of law & order and sigh with satisfaction
— Jane Caro (@JaneCaro) April 25, 2018
Realised who I was. Spent time with friends. Wore comfy pants. Watched what I wanted. Lay on a beach on my own with my boobs out. Discovered Ann Summers. Pickled Beets. Bought a Guinea Pig.
— Ellen Pope (@ellenpope) April 25, 2018
Go on amazing adventures in every day life with good friends – food, cocktails, dance lessons, books, concerts, lectures, walks, travel, tv bingeing, sleeping in. You know, the stuff of which you make a life with or without a romantic partner.
— Suellen Green (@SEGster) April 25, 2018
Drink wine and watch Grand Designs in the bath
— Bron Batten (@bronbatten) April 25, 2018
Score a lot of tickets to sell out concerts because it is fairly easy to get just 1
— Kennedy Elle (@BudoLisa) April 25, 2018
— Sandra (@BerlinSandra78) April 25, 2018
Imagine going on a killing spree cos nobody wanted to touch your butt. Imagine if we went on killing sprees cos of all the people who have touched our butts without our consent.
— Everyday Betsy (@betsymartian) April 25, 2018
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