Twitter has a NSFW hashtag for St George’s Day and it’s glorious
You may have noticed that St. George’s Day can be a bit controversial in some quarters, between those disappointed that the patron saint of England doesn’t warrant a bank holiday and others convinced that councils have banned the flag of St. George in case it offends “foreigners” or “lefties”.
@DrJamesMasonry has helpfully gathered some bafflingly extreme comments under the hashtag #StGeorgesDayBellends.
To get you started, there’s a bingo card:
Now, eyes down. Dabbers at the ready …
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Let's begin with a trip to Facebook where right off the bat, Daryll here ticks several #StGeorgesDayBellends boxes.
Nice work Daryll. pic.twitter.com/lsc2vcTnbL
— Dr Berlingo Jazzmatazz (@DrJamesMasonry) April 21, 2018
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Not sure Mark here quite understands the term 'natives'. But he's English and Proud so there you have it.#StGeorgesDayBellends pic.twitter.com/XLYki2xI8F
— Dr Berlingo Jazzmatazz (@DrJamesMasonry) April 21, 2018
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Hmmm.#StGeorgesDayBellends pic.twitter.com/7n1BVQlpiM
— Dr Berlingo Jazzmatazz (@DrJamesMasonry) April 21, 2018
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This is just odd.#StGeorgesDayBellends pic.twitter.com/f3buajJcLp
— Dr Berlingo Jazzmatazz (@DrJamesMasonry) April 21, 2018
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I don’t even…#StGeorgesDayBellends pic.twitter.com/h1Atc0iVXJ
— Dr Berlingo Jazzmatazz (@DrJamesMasonry) April 21, 2018
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I have to say I'm disappointed. Come up with something original, for Pietre's sake!
##StGeorgesDayBellends pic.twitter.com/1nJDN7prZn— Dr Berlingo Jazzmatazz (@DrJamesMasonry) April 21, 2018
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“st Mohammad day”#StGeorgesDayBellends pic.twitter.com/m678f2BtFp
— Dr Berlingo Jazzmatazz (@DrJamesMasonry) April 22, 2018
But, for anyone worrying about whether they’ll be seen as racist for celebrating St. George’s Day, there is also this excellent advice …
People will call you a racist if you say racist things. Stay away from that, and you're all good.#StGeorgesDayBellends https://t.co/xWfwUSUMEP
— Dr Berlingo Jazzmatazz (@DrJamesMasonry) April 22, 2018
Full house, anyone?
