‘Independent’ town crier announces royal birth and here are 23 captions to make your day better

Here’s royal enthusiast and, er, ‘independent’ town crier Tony Appleton getting all over excited after the birth of Kate Middleton’s third child today.

Usual mayhem outside the Lindo Wing post #royalbaby announcement 👶 pic.twitter.com/vSXZpBRpd6

— Chris Ship (@chrisshipitv) April 23, 2018

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And here are 23 captions designed to make your day better.

1.

https://twitter.com/SpillerOfTea/status/988438473622409216

2.

"WOOOAAAH, WE'RE HALF WAY THE-ERE
WOO-AH! LIVIN' ON A PRA-AYER" pic.twitter.com/o5Qa82hSNa

— Sarah Brand (@sarahgailbrand) April 23, 2018

3.

'GAMMON! IS! A! SLUR!!!!!!!' pic.twitter.com/LbApfgKIQ9

— Scriblit (@Scriblit) April 23, 2018

4.

“SHES TURNED THE WEANS AGAINST US” pic.twitter.com/YPLRswOHgz

— John Rain (@MrKenShabby) April 23, 2018

5.

When your dad walks into the house and sees all the lights have been left switched on. pic.twitter.com/bQedcG9jgy

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) April 23, 2018

6.

When Fields Of Gold by Sting comes on the radio. pic.twitter.com/zbBFM4oLhI

— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) April 23, 2018

7.

When you discover the other end of your scroll is tangled around your penis pic.twitter.com/qLpRzHRSXI

— Halo (@EatMyHalo) April 23, 2018

8.

“I CANNOT MAINTAIN AN ERECTION” pic.twitter.com/vdm4gL7VEb

— John Rain (@MrKenShabby) April 23, 2018

9.

Rare photograph of a Town Crier stepping on a piece of Lego. pic.twitter.com/llxkA2Blz8

— Simon Pegg (@Simon_Pegg) April 23, 2018

10.

your boyfriend announcing he is taking a twitter break pic.twitter.com/yUVCBDjB3V

— joe (@mutablejoe) April 23, 2018

11.

ANYONE AT THE CARVERY NOT CHOOSING BEEF IS SUSPECT. pic.twitter.com/wMtmA94oWX

— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) April 23, 2018

12.

"ZUCCHINI!"
"COURGETTE!" pic.twitter.com/B2vrckjgUS

— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) April 23, 2018