Morrissey’s done another interview and here are the only 7 things you need to know

Morrissey’s done another interview and these people have read it so you don’t have to.

Thank goodness for that.

1.

Incredibly hard to pick a favourite bit of that vile Morrissey interview, but I'm going with his intrepid surveillance of egg stock levels in supermarkets pic.twitter.com/vp17pPBOvt

— Laura Snapes (@laurasnapes) April 17, 2018

2.

And, with this, Morrissey finally goes full Yer Da. pic.twitter.com/rrvWlQsh9I

— Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) April 17, 2018

3.

Morrissey yearning for the good old days of the Krays. Good British murders. Gangs with shirts and ties, stabbings and shootings in pubs with Union Jack bunting and a Queen Vic bust on the bar. Pint glass in somebody's face. Roll on Brexit! pic.twitter.com/o6s4AY3Wuv

— Limmy's Vines Tour (@DaftLimmy) April 17, 2018

4.

colour me shocked that morrissey uses diane abbott as his example for his hatred of (westminster) politics pic.twitter.com/dAYqK0JD5I

— eggy beard (@edknock) April 17, 2018

5.

Morrissey interview in which he 1) tries on the old ‘Hitler was left wing’ stuff 2) claims Halal meat certification can only be done by Isis supporters 3) assets Sadiq Khan cannot speak properly and 4) spouts some mad UKIP balls about acid attacks. pic.twitter.com/YELBqdDva0

— John Niven (@NivenJ1) April 17, 2018

6.

Morrissey. pic.twitter.com/skhglv6U2i

— Mark Gillies (@5goalthriller) April 17, 2018

7.

SHUT UP MORRISSEY. pic.twitter.com/cAxN1iLLlH

— Andrew Trendell (@AndrewTrendell) April 17, 2018