This guy’s culinary rant inspired lots more ridiculous dishes and they all deserve a Michelin star
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Mashed sprouts?
— BoredwithTwitr (@kevingrumpy) April 12, 2018
12.
deconstructed mashed sprouts
— Grumpy Girdle of Doom (@TanyaAGT) April 12, 2018
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The vengeful ghost of sprouts. Don’t overcook your sprouts.
— Bryan Elliott (@fordiman) April 12, 2018
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I saw A Vicious Rumour About Carrots when they supported The Fall at the Hammersmith Apollo in 1993 etc etc…
— helen ayres (@Raphaelite_Girl) April 12, 2018
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The sonar ping off a sea bass.
— Jonathan Noble (@jonoble) April 12, 2018
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Once upon a potato
— Josh Smith (@JoshhhSmiiith) April 12, 2018
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Garlic breath?
— Matt (@shuttleworth101) April 12, 2018
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Squid inkling
— Andy Liversage (@andysagey) April 12, 2018
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It won’t be long before gourmet ‘dining’ is reduced to a series of scratch ‘n’ sniff cards.
— ☮️❤️Self-Consumed Malcontent #FBPE ☮️ (@AmethystAspie) April 12, 2018