Mark Zuckerberg appeared before Congress and here are the only 16 responses you need
Mark Zuckerberg spent 5 hours giving evidence to Congress about Facebook and here are the only 16 responses you need.
1.
That face when you just wanted a faster way to rank girls by looks and ended up installing a fascist government in the most powerful country on earth pic.twitter.com/VEaQjz9Z6s
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) April 10, 2018
2.
"don't forget to drink the water, humans like water" pic.twitter.com/RyhWE74Sl4
— ＲＵＩＮ™ (@BravingRuin) April 10, 2018
3.
“You’re in a desert. Walking along in the sand”
“Is this the test now”
“Yes, you’re in a desert walking along the sand when all of a sudden you see a tortoise”
“What’s a tortoise?” pic.twitter.com/WBZaKt0MV4— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) April 10, 2018
4.
Today’s questioning of Zuckerberg has been the ultimate indication of Donald Rumsfeld’s “unknown unknowns”. His questioners have no idea just how clueless most of their enquiries were.
— James Ball (@jamesrbuk) April 10, 2018
5.
“Mr. Zuckerberg, a magazine i recently opened came with a floppy disk offering me 30 free hours of something called America On-Line. Is that the same as Facebook?” pic.twitter.com/U7pqpUhEhQ
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) April 10, 2018
6.
So hard to get privacy these days. pic.twitter.com/t94BtBIU2t
— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) April 10, 2018
7.
Please excuse me for a minute humans
I must lubricate my bio-functions #Zuckerberg pic.twitter.com/bwYpwo4TAD
— Bullyhunter_69 (@Crisprtek) April 10, 2018
8.
Stop infantilizing Mark Zuckerberg! Also, here’s his booster seat. (Photographs by Evy Mages.) pic.twitter.com/MeKwDZwIEF
— Andrew Beaujon (@abeaujon) April 10, 2018
