11 responses that may (or may not) make you feel about Donald Trump’s latest tweet
The day appeared to take a turn for the worse after Donald Trump took to Twitter to warn off Russia over an imminent US missile strike on Syria.
Russia vows to shoot down any and all missiles fired at Syria. Get ready Russia, because they will be coming, nice and new and “smart!” You shouldn’t be partners with a Gas Killing Animal who kills his people and enjoys it!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 11, 2018
Here are 11 responses which may – or may not – make you feel better about the whole thing. Happy Wednesday, everybody!
1.
I studied international relations for a bit at uni, and there was nothing in there about the leader of a superpower waking up and calling someone a Gas Killing Animal while watching Fox News. https://t.co/vlsSNABiEw
— Patrick Smith (@psmith) April 11, 2018
2.
Hope Putin’s not got Twitter.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) April 11, 2018
3.
Future historians will regard our era as a comedy; assuming anyone is there to look back. https://t.co/vQabkbInve
— barney farmer (@barneyfarmer) April 11, 2018
4.
Well, it’s been nice knowing you guys. https://t.co/yHHnkUWRNk
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) April 11, 2018
5.
Remember when the most stressful news breaking on Twitter was Stephen Fry getting trapped in a lift.
— Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) April 11, 2018
6.
Trump is attacking Russia because the only relationships he knows how to maintain are abusive ones.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 11, 2018
7.
you, an idiot: jesus christ I am genuinely stressing out because of that Trump tweet
me, calm, rational: nothing matters, this is fine, I have lost the ability to have any feelings whatsoever about the news, denial is bliss
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) April 11, 2018
8.
Nuclear war is the one thing that will finally unite the Remainers and Leaveophiles. Into a sort of massive radioactive soup
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) April 11, 2018
9.
"Hey, Siri – show me what it would be like if a superpower's foreign policy was run by an 8-year-old boy who was being bullied at school' https://t.co/ZeM6TPMovd
— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) April 11, 2018
10.
*more panicky* when are the grown-ups coming back things are getting bad https://t.co/id7wXW8DRP
— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) April 11, 2018
11.
Syria: latest developments. pic.twitter.com/9ynFpY0pcg
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) April 11, 2018
And then there was this …
Something seems off here.. why is Putin’s Puppet suddenly threatening his master? Is this a fake threat or has the quid pro quo deal between the #TrumpCrimeFamily and Russia finally run it’s course?
— RAZORBLADE CUPCAKE (@rzrbladecupcake) April 11, 2018
No. He just warned Russia of upcoming strikes on its S-400 missile batteries in Syria, giving them time to evacuate their personnel and put Assad's crews on high alert to operate them more effectively. https://t.co/l08QHLoSDQ
— Alt. U.S. Press Sec. (@AltUSPressSec) April 11, 2018
To conclude …
Planet Earth has not been recommissioned for a new series pic.twitter.com/GVGNO2h8NQ
— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 11, 2018
