Bloke moves in with two women and can’t believe how different they are to men
9.
9. I know that the saying goes “girls find out everything”, but if that’s true it’s only because they are NEXT LEVEL instagram stalkers. Seriously I mention a first name, after 5 mins on insta they know the persons dogs name, their shoe size and their national insurance number
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
10.
10. Dressing gowns. If you haven’t got a dressing gown then you are missing out mate. Some days when we’re hungover, we literally don’t get out of dressing gowns all day. The girls go Tesco in dressing gowns and nobody even cares bruv
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
11.
11. Sometimes I sit on the sofa and just watch those two, sometimes they just look and break out in to dance or something. I literally have no idea what’s going on, there doesn’t even have to be any music playing
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
12.
12. Everything is a massive drama. Having to wash your hair = drama. It being cold outside when you expected warm and you have to change your outfit = drama. Not being able to find an item of clothing = absolutely fucking massive drama.
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
13.
13. If visitors come round, we have to know 8-10 working days beforehand so the girls can make sure that the house is clean, they’ve washed and dried their hair and they have makeup on
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
14.
14. Girls share all of the clothes. They might as well have a shared wardrobe. It’s actually gone past the point of them knowing who’s top is who’s lol
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
15.
15. There is so much hair everywhere mate, it’s mad. Especially around the shower, just little clumps of hair. Am used to it now tho
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
And there was a post script.
All I’d say tho is that you don’t know true loyalty until you’ve lived with girls. And the house is full of laugher every day. Love them x
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
One more tho… they’re both currently crying at DIY SOS. And crying at something on the telly is completely normal.
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
Here’s what people made of it online.
All of these are so relatable on so many levels lol Best tweet I have seen in a while
— Lauren Amy Duke (@MissLADukey9) March 29, 2018
Laughing so hard. I live with two blokes and I could go on and on for days about it in a similar way!
— Jane Coomber (@JaneCoomber1) March 30, 2018
Not everyone enjoyed it though.
You have to much time on your hands tweeting that shite. .get a job or a hobby
— Barry Cunningham (@BarryCu51632715) March 31, 2018
BREXIT MEANS BREXIT DOESNT IT BARRY
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 31, 2018
Just in case you were wondering.
If you want to follow them, my girlfriend is @BillieJacobina and our best mate is @sjcw_ – they don’t tweet much but when they do they’re better than mine are
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 29, 2018
