16 April Fool’s Day gags to have you chortling into your chocolate

It’s that time of the year again. Not Easter Sunday but April Fool’s Day so here are 16 of the best (and occasionally not quite the best) that we’ve spotted so far.

Do share any we’ve missed in the comments and we’ll be sure to add them and not go to the pub or spend our day watching telly eating chocolate.

1.

Kit Kat

Launches Kit Kat soap, combining the great taste of Kit Kat with soap. ‘The cleanest break ever … quite simply, the tastiest clean of your life’

2.

Sunday Mirror

Says Coca-Cola is about to launch three new flavours for the ‘Instagram generation’ … avocado, sourdough and charcoal.

3.

SodaStream

The SodaSoak is like SodaStream but it carbonates your bath.

4.

T-Mobile

Introducing the world’s first ‘smartshoephone’

5.

Heinz

Unveils the world’s first chocolate mayonnaise

6.

Rude Health

Launches something called ‘mushroom milk’

Au revoir, Almond. Hasta la vista, Hazelnut. Cheerio, Coconut. There’s a new dairy alternative in town and it’s popping up in every field, forest and east London coffee shop.

Introducing Rude Health Mushroom Milk. Made only from British grown dried mushrooms and natural spring water. Nothing else.

7.

Lexus

Comes up with a new way of choosing your next car based on your chromosomes. All they need is a sample of your saliva. ‘Experience craftsmanship at a genetic level’

8.

Argos

Announces a new USB-powered perfume that ‘smells exactly like the catalogue’. The ‘Eau de Catalogue’ scent diffuser is perfect for those nostalgia-loving shoppers who miss old-school shopping