As sure as eggs is eggs … the only 8 replies you need to Ukip’s traditional Easter whinge
It is reassuring to know that in a world of hideous uncertainties, there are some things that remain entirely, 100% predictable.
And these really are the only 8 replies you need.
1.
Stop lying for once pic.twitter.com/Ie82e09PbO
— Steve Peers (@StevePeers) March 26, 2018
2.
Right on schedule pic.twitter.com/usBXlJSqA8
— Performatively broke (@JustfaLurkin) March 26, 2018
3.
Up and down the land, supermarket confectionery aisles are rammed with seething gammon, searching for the word ‘Easter’ in places it has never been.
— Mark Gillies (@5goalthriller) March 26, 2018
4.
Ah it’s that time of year when the terminally outraged go into a faux-outrage over something that they convince themselves was always the case, but in fact never was.
A collection of 1970s “Milk Chocolate Eggs” for you. pic.twitter.com/lrpgFn2SMX
— Martin Baker (@ytfcbadger) March 26, 2018
5.
UKIP, ladies & gentlemen, unable to perform even the most rudimentary search. Never before in history have we had access to such an abundance of information and yet some people can't (or most likely, won't) acknowledge it. Remiss, to say the least. https://t.co/yeAlbvd9Xa
— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) March 27, 2018
6.
Every year. Every single year. Without fail. Sensible people like this have to stop thick people attempting to make this a thing. Every year. I am so bored of it.
Thank you, Anth. https://t.co/k5vS1FfV0y
— John Rain (@MrKenShabby) March 26, 2018
7.
they described every single easter egg on their website as an easter egg. pic.twitter.com/3KdFqBLRhG
— Anth Hubbard (@anth_hub) March 26, 2018
8.
Britain has had enough of eggsperts, John
— Dean (@Herne_TheHunter) March 27, 2018
But if you don’t have time for 8 replies and would prefer just one …
