23 people asking for relationship advice that’ll make you go “dump them!”
Twitter account relationships.txt presents “choice quotes from the (subreddit) garden of /r/relationships.”
Here’s 23 that’ll make you shout “dump them”.
1.
TL;DR: My husband's girlfriend has pretended to be his daughter for months, and I have just found out.
— relationships.txt (@redditships) February 25, 2018
2.
My wife (27F) gave me (27M) an itemized invoice of costs I owe her for "emotional labor"?
— relationships.txt (@redditships) March 17, 2018
3.
My (28F) boyfriend (30M) blew off valentines day plans to spend the night arguing with people on Facebook.
— relationships.txt (@redditships) February 16, 2018
4.
My [21F] boyfriend [22M] of 6 months walked in on me in my fursuit, weird reaction
— relationships.txt (@redditships) May 21, 2017
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My [25M] girlfriend [25F] of two and a half years made fun of my trains.
— relationships.txt (@redditships) January 16, 2018
5.
tl;dr: My brother is planning on changing his name from "John Smith VI" to "Typhoon Terror." My parents (Mr and Mrs John Smith V) are coming unglued.
— relationships.txt (@redditships) March 2, 2018
6.
He's very romantic but it's been 2 years and he never actually called me by my real name.
To make it even worse, he introduced me to his family as "Tittybutt"
— relationships.txt (@redditships) March 21, 2018
7.
Boyfriend spent over $1,000 on taxidermy fish to recreate a pleasant childhood dream of mine as a Christmas gift
— relationships.txt (@redditships) December 16, 2017
8.
I am in a romantic relationship that might get me murdered. Is it worth it? [27 M with 43 F]
— relationships.txt (@redditships) March 9, 2018
9.
My (21f) BF (29m) of 2 years and I are doing a study abroad program this semester. Yesterday we toured a catacombs/ossuary and he stole a human skull.
— relationships.txt (@redditships) January 12, 2018
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My [23M] girlfriend [23F] of one year draws erotic comics featuring me and my best friend [23M]
— relationships.txt (@redditships) March 1, 2018
11.
My (30F) boyfriend (38M) slapped my ass too hard and now I’m permanently turned off
— relationships.txt (@redditships) February 19, 2018
12.
I still remember the first day she walked into the kitchen as I was showing everyone my new katana from Japan.
— relationships.txt (@redditships) March 4, 2018
13.
My (26F) cat (4M) is neglecting me for my boyfriend (27M)
— relationships.txt (@redditships) March 24, 2018
14.
I've been dating this girl for around 6 months we both live together. To cut to the chase she met a random guy online and has been sending him pictures of her feet for money.
— relationships.txt (@redditships) January 12, 2018
15.
He was fingering me the other day and afterwards he said, "By the way, nice cervix."
— relationships.txt (@redditships) November 8, 2017
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Girlfriend [26F] let our hedgehog fall out of a 45th floor window. It died. She keeps saying it was a "freak accident" because hedgehogs usually survive. Is this insane?
— relationships.txt (@redditships) January 20, 2018
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I'm sorry if I don't want to be tied up and ball gagged while some dude in a Charizard costume licks my asshole while choking himself. I'll just be alone. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
— relationships.txt (@redditships) March 23, 2018
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My (25f) fiance (25m) of 3 years lost his entire savings betting on the NCAA tournament (about $30000). This isn't "my" money but I have to leave him right?
— relationships.txt (@redditships) March 20, 2018
19.
I [31M] been having sexual health issues where my anus leaks during orgasm. My girlfriend [34F] got a UTI from the leakage. She’s reluctant to have sex with me now… I feel like she’s being extremely selfish?
— relationships.txt (@redditships) March 10, 2018
20.
Me [29 M] with my wife [27 F] married seven years and Reddit may be contributing to the destruction of our marriage
— relationships.txt (@redditships) March 11, 2018
21.
Me [35 M] with my ladyfriend [31 F]: She made me cake and I had a panic attack…help?
— relationships.txt (@redditships) February 17, 2018
22.
Guy [22/m] shares with me [21/f] on second date he set his classroom on fire. He regrets it tho
— relationships.txt (@redditships) March 22, 2018
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My boyfriend [26M] chose weed over me [24F] on Valentine's Day.
— relationships.txt (@redditships) February 16, 2018
DUMP THEM ALL!
