The Daily Mail had a Brexit passport meltdown – the only 9 responses you need

John Plunkett. Updated March 23rd, 2018

The Daily Mail can’t handle the fact that the nation’s post-Brexit blue passports which it got so excited about are going to be made in France.
How much can the Mail not handle it? This much …

Here are our 9 favourite responses so far.

The Daily Mail goes full Daily Mail tomorrow: pic.twitter.com/icFXq8bOsd

— Jakub Krupa (@JakubKrupa) March 22, 2018

Controversial question for the Mail to put to its aristocratic owner, whose Dad went to live in France as a tax exile and passed on his non-dom tax status to his son.

You’d have thought they could just pick up the phone to ask him, though. pic.twitter.com/jUGZ8aVr8u

— Daniel Sugarman (@Daniel_Sugarman) March 22, 2018

I know, I know…low hanging fruit. But tomorrow's Mail. Would this be the same fucking "Ruling Class" that the Mail has lobbied for again and again and again in every election since I was born? pic.twitter.com/8dKXlk6y0w

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) March 22, 2018

I love all the outrage about passports made in France, just under a story about a Royal Family made in Germany pic.twitter.com/u5ftRSXJAt

— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) March 22, 2018

It's reasonably entertaining to watch the people who kept saying they want to trade with the world have full blown fucking meltdowns when we do some trade with the world. pic.twitter.com/ctN3axMa78

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 22, 2018

The word “passport” literally comes from France. pic.twitter.com/s7dSVOiMeK

— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) March 22, 2018

TOMORROW: The Mail, owned by a non-dom billionaire living in France, wails against the inconvenient economic reality of implementing its Union Jack cosseted symbolism. What a bunch of fucking snowflakes. pic.twitter.com/tcEz6pDEEP

— The DM Reporter (@DMReporter) March 22, 2018

"After the procurement process we realised we could get the passports made for slightly cheaper in France"

I see what you're saying

"Good"

YOU'RE SAYING YOU HATE THIS COUNTRY, IT'S HISTORY, CULTURE AND THE PEOPLE'S SENSE OF IDENTITY pic.twitter.com/mnffW6kOHQ

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 22, 2018

In a world of gloom and darkness, where peril lies around every corner, and war and pestilence are a constant threat, sometimes there comes a Daily Mail front page of such gobsmacking side-splitting hilarity one starts to hope that humanity might indeed be saved. pic.twitter.com/iBMovkrmQl

— Dafydd Foster Evans (@DFosterEvans) March 22, 2018