There’s now a tea for people too lazy to dunk a biscuit
You know when you make a cup of tea and it takes so much effort you haven’t got the energy to get up again and find a biscuit?
Or maybe you’re so bad at dunking that your biscuit has a habit of disintegrating before you take it out again?
Then worry no more! Because someone’s invented this.
This may be a bold claim, but we've definitely just invented the greatest beverage in the history of the universe! pic.twitter.com/a3fTQkMpYl
— Yorkshire Tea (@YorkshireTea) March 19, 2018
And this is what it does.
Biscuit Brew FAQs 1:
● Yes, it's real
● It tastes like tea and biscuits
● It's not for dunking – it's instead of dunking
● You can still dunk biscuits in it, if your mouth is powerful enough to handle the taste of biscuits multiplied by biscuits (don't say we didn't warn you)— Yorkshire Tea (@YorkshireTea) March 19, 2018
People had lots of questions online. What do you reckon?
1.
What's the difference? Does it leave crumbs at the bottom of the cup?
— Peter 20x (@jaff99) March 19, 2018
2.
It tastes like biscuits!
— Yorkshire Tea (@YorkshireTea) March 19, 2018
3.
I just can't see that tasting good tbh!
— Peter 20x (@jaff99) March 19, 2018
4.
You can't see tea and biscuits tasting good? Are you insane?!
— Yorkshire Tea (@YorkshireTea) March 19, 2018
5.
What biscuits does it taste like? I mean there's a difference in taste between a rich tea biscuit and a chocolate hobnob! 😊
— Caroline (@Jenko90_) March 19, 2018
6.
It's a 'best of'! A bit malty, a bit oaty, a bit digestivey – a happy biscuit mash up.
— Yorkshire Tea (@YorkshireTea) March 19, 2018
7.
Can I still use kitkats as straws to drink this? Will it taste ok? Over-powered by biscuit AND wafer? I need answers!
— Hannah Lockwood (@hlockwood90) March 19, 2018
8.
We're releasing it into the world for experiments like this – so let us know the results!
— Yorkshire Tea (@YorkshireTea) March 19, 2018
9.
Personally I think this is as blasphemous as putting fruit in Wensley Dale, but leaving that aside are the biscuits grown in Yorkshire?
— James O'Flynn (@jamesoflynn) March 19, 2018
10.
We catch the biscuits wild on Ilkley Moor!
— Yorkshire Tea (@YorkshireTea) March 19, 2018
11.
I will not be cowed. Someone has to stand for the sanctity of our tea and the pride of our county.
I will only try this product in the form of a free sample or some other kind of promotional activity.
— James O'Flynn (@jamesoflynn) March 19, 2018
12.
We respect your strong stance!
PS Just buy it though.
— Yorkshire Tea (@YorkshireTea) March 19, 2018
13.
Wrong.
— Robert Breen (@bobbreen73) March 19, 2018
14.
Right!
— Yorkshire Tea (@YorkshireTea) March 19, 2018
15.
Anyone from Yorkshire who drinks this deserves to be banished to Lancashire for eternity. #stopmessingaboutwithtea
— Robert Breen (@bobbreen73) March 19, 2018
16.
You're a bit late to the party with that hashtag – flavoured tea goes back millennia!
— Yorkshire Tea (@YorkshireTea) March 19, 2018
17.
Bacon flavor next?
— Peter 20x (@jaff99) March 19, 2018
