This thread went viral because it’s a joyous rant at the iniquity of it all
Putting the world to rights, one f-er at a time.
1.
Fuck Trump, fuck Putin, fuck Farage, fuck Banks – lol, fuckbanks – fuck Rees Mogg, fuck Johnson, fuck Dacre, fuck the Daily Telegraph, fuck that guy with lizard eyes and no chin whose name escapes me, fuck Murdoch, fuck Sessions and his gerbil-with-dementia grin, fuck Pence …
— David Lewis (@davidclewis) March 17, 2018
2.
… fuck Theresa May, especially fuck David Cameron, fuck David Cameron’s caravan, fuck David Cameron’s caravan’s canteen, fuck Corbyn, fuck McDonnell and fuck me for falling for their fucked up fuckery, fuck the Express, fuck Fox News, fuck RT, fuck fucking Question Time …
— David Lewis (@davidclewis) March 17, 2018
3.
… fuck Zuckerberg, fuck social media, fuck every fucker who ever even contemplated voting for Ukip, fuck Britain First, though they’re fucked already, fuck the banks – lol, fuckbanks – fuck Blair, fuck Dubya, fuck deregulation, fuck privatisation, FUCK GRANT FUCKING SHAPPS …
— David Lewis (@davidclewis) March 17, 2018
4.
… fuck Assange, fuck the Canary, fuck the Royal Wedding, fuck selfish fucking idiots, fuck despots, fuck abusers, fuck the NRA until they burst, fuck homelessness, fuck homeless spikes, fuck the governments that have caused homelessness and don’t fucking care, fuck Cowell …
— David Lewis (@davidclewis) March 17, 2018
5.
… fuck the other Simon, fuck famous for being famous, fuck fame as an achievement rather than a byproduct, fuck Andrew Neil, fuck Neil Hamilton, fuck Cambridge Analytica and fuck Steve Bannon if you can stomach it, fuck Mercer, fuck MAGA, fuck Morrissey, fuck my boots (FMB) …
— David Lewis (@davidclewis) March 17, 2018
6.
… fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit …
— David Lewis (@davidclewis) March 17, 2018
7.
… fuck Paul Ryan (THAT’s the lizard/chin guy), fuck pro-lifers, fuck pro-gunners, fuck Michael Gove, fuck every sentence in every edition of the Sun newspaper ever published, fuck Barlow, fuck Piers Morgan, fuck climate sceptics, fuck Holocaust deniers, fuck ‘fake news’ …
— David Lewis (@davidclewis) March 17, 2018
8.
… fuck every fucking thing and every fucking fucker that’s fucking this fucking world into a fucking fuckshow of fucking oblivion rather than doing some fucking good, fuck the word fuck because it looks fucking weird now, fuck this thread, fuck you, fuck me and fuck off.
— David Lewis (@davidclewis) March 17, 2018
Only question is … which f-ers did he miss out?
You missed Jeremy Hunt. Otherwise spot on!
— Alex (@ADM686) March 17, 2018
and Chris Grayling, and…
— Petr (@Skapa74) March 17, 2018
… Iain Duncan Smith. He's probably higher than Gove in my stream of invective rants.
— Ali (@miss_scatty) March 17, 2018
Who else? Do add yours in the comments.
Parklife!
— Bazra (@Bazzra8) March 17, 2018
I was thinking We Didn't Start The Fire.
— Ruth Gregson (@RG_Bhaji) March 17, 2018
Trainspotting came to my mind…
— Laura Ellam (@weathergil) March 18, 2018
