‘How the seasons work in the UK’
By @TechnicallyRon on Twitter, who always gets the forecast right.
How the seasons work in the UK:
Jan – Cold
Feb – Still Cold
Mar – Still cold but snow now
Apr – Rain
May – More rain
Jun – Why is it still raining
July – BEES
Aug – Oh god it is so hot
Sept – I miss the heat
Oct – Heat is simply a memory
Nov – Cold
Dec – Cold but with capitalism— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) March 18, 2018
As everyone digs out their winter clothes for the journey to work today, Iit clearly struck a chord, shared 6,000 times and liked by more than 20,000 people on Twitter.
Did he miss anything though?
Nearly but the hot bit is usually May when everyone says hey "it's hot, this year will be lovely let's buy a new BBQ" then it rains for June July and Aug while the BBQ goes rusty in the garden.
— Helen Troup (@hltroup) March 18, 2018
September: Drunk Wasps
— J (@dharmabum013) March 18, 2018
September and October are also known as "SPIDERS. WHY ARE THEY EVERYWHERE."
— Jane Nibful ♿️ (@Nibful) March 18, 2018
Could be worse, though.
In Canada @mpollaud
Jan – mental cold
Feb – mental cold
Mar – mental cold
Apr- cold
May – hot
Jun – hot with mosquitos
Jul – mental hot with black flies
Aug – mental hot
Sept – mental hot
Oct – hot
Nov- cold
Dec – mental cold— Matt Roberts (@mattski) March 18, 2018
Sydney weather:
Oct-March – OMG EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE AND THERE'S NO RAIN AND THE POWER HAS SUDDENLY GONE OUT AND SNAKES AND SPIDERS AND KILLER JELLYFISH AND SUNBUUUUUUURN
April-September – bit cool… where's summer?— Jules Harper (@ItsJulesHarper) March 18, 2018
On farm in rural Cheshire:
Jan – mud
Feb – mud
March – frozen mud
April – mud
May – mud
June – mud
July – mud
August – dust
Sept – mud
Oct – mud
Nov- mud
Dec – mud— Juliet Davies #FBPE (@JulietDavies) March 19, 2018
