Four things that look like boobs that aren’t boobs (including some lights, a bog roll, a bit of wood and a mystery fourth one)

A common trope of viral internet content is “stuff that looks like dicks” but in the interests of gender equality, here’s some stuff that looks like boobs.

1. These lights
https://twitter.com/Aoifs123/status/972586216607465472

2. This toilet paper dispenser

Source: Reddit

3. This bit of wood

Source: imgur

4. And best of all… Writing “80085” on a calculator

Because I'm old or something I got myself a real calculator for work. I like it so much more. Still wrote 80085. pic.twitter.com/XOY6F4ts0K

— Olivia Grace (@oliviadgrace) April 27, 2016

This is possibly the most erotic post we’ve ever written.