People are complaining about Lara Croft’s boobs being too small because they are idiots
The internet is full of dickheads – this isn’t news – but imagine being the guy worried about the size of Lara Croft’s tits in the new film adaptation?
Imagine your pee-pee being that small that you become that guy?
Do I have to be the asshole who says her tits are too small for me to see her as Lara Croft? Do I have to be that guy? Do I have to be the one who fucking says it?
I guess I do. Sorry. pic.twitter.com/5CsXwYFjBb
— Amazing Atheist Guy (@amazingatheist) March 10, 2018
He’s not even doing nerding right, as the film is based one the recent reboot of the Lara Croft games where Lara has slightly more human-sized dimensions.
Anyway – unless they’re triangular it’s not really to the spirit of the game is it?
Some people have been complaining that Lara's boobs look too small in the new Tomb Raider Movie.
Don't worry, I got you fam. pic.twitter.com/1o4So7LuxB
— DΞΔTH!NK (@deathink) March 12, 2018