People are complaining about Lara Croft’s boobs being too small because they are idiots

The internet is full of dickheads – this isn’t news – but imagine being the guy worried about the size of Lara Croft’s tits in the new film adaptation?

Imagine your pee-pee being that small that you become that guy?

He’s not even doing nerding right, as the film is based one the recent reboot of the Lara Croft games where Lara has slightly more human-sized dimensions.

Anyway – unless they’re triangular it’s not really to the spirit of the game is it?