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The Daily Mail has published an article saying “no one is 100% straight” and the comments are A+

Normal Bates. Updated March 15th, 2018

“The Daily Mail published an article claiming that ‘no one is 100% straight’ and this is possibly my favourite comment ever.” writes @Marcfc over on Twitter.

Here’s the article

And this comment!

The man doth protest too much?

Let’s go deeper into the comments to see if we can dig out more gold

* “What complete drivel. I’m a man and if anything can completely turn me off it’s the sight of a naked man. Even a shirtless guy I find unattractive.” writes taylordawe of Dorchester.

* “Hell…I don’t even like looking at my own v a g i n a…no way!…” writes miss kc of the United States.

* “More politically correct claptrap, what will these idiots come up with next, we’re all turned on by toasters?” writes Hereward of East Anglia.

Anyway. Well done to the Daily Mail for trolling their readers so successfully.

And finally

“Somebody I’ve never heard of claims via science that I’m gay well you can’t argue with science pass the vaseline’ writes Durdensview of Hemel Hempstead.

Source: Twitter/@marcfc