People are sharing the irritating responses they get when they say their job
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Number three is an actual thing that happens.
— J.K. Riki (@JK_Riki) March 10, 2018
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Try being an archaeologist:
” Have you found any gold?”
“What dinosaurs have you found?”Or my personal favourite “Have you deigned any famous buildings?”
— DiggoryVenn (@TimeTornMan) March 11, 2018
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The third one is familiar. Astrophysicists frequently get people telling them their personal theory to replace all of modern physics. “Relativity isn’t real and can be replaced with <insert theory>” is common. Moon-landing conspiracy folk. Those who think space isn’t even real.
— Stuart (@astronomyblog) March 11, 2018
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Every time I get the, “Oh you’re a writer? You should totally write my life story!!” one, I have to keep from saying, “And he/she died a horrible death at the hands of the writer, who turned homicidal after one too many times of someone telling him to write about their life.”
— Jon_Davis (@JDAvatar) March 11, 2018
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It’s not just physicists… pic.twitter.com/6fUG23drzS
— Michael A. Urban – delta 13 C 4 Life (@mesosuchus) March 11, 2018
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I STILL get this. “You majored in English? And you’re not a teacher?” pic.twitter.com/QdYpKMAg0g
— Dara S. (@dmarie84) March 11, 2018
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You’re a knitter?
Could you knit this incredibly intricate lace shawl for me for free? It should only take you about 100 hours, but I’ll buy the yarn.
— Amanda Buskill (@NeverKnitDrunk) March 11, 2018
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I was a baker once, and people used to ask for free samples. I just hope they don’t say that when I say I’m a writer.
— Hannelore Adler (@EnShep) March 11, 2018
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You’re a teacher? I hated school. Here’s everything you need to change in your classroom.
Except that actually is what happens…
— Nichole Folkman (@NicholeFolkman) March 11, 2018
Tell us the most irritating things people say to you in the comments. Or the loveliest, depending on your mood…