People are laughing at the Daily Mail front page for trailing an article called “Why are Kate’s fingers all the SAME length?”
We’re sorry to report that the Daily Fail is at it again – asking the questions that no one is asking – really – just look at the state of this front page:
Let’s hit the internet for some reactions shall we?
1. Time to get out photoshop and check what it would really look like
Just curious to see what it would look like if Kate really did have same length fingers pic.twitter.com/UHFb2C2nJ2
— Rob Manuel (@robmanuel) March 12, 2018
2. Or maybe like this:
— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) March 12, 2018
3. Although some don’t believe
“So you’re running the feature about Kate’s fingers all being the same length?”
“We are, yeah.”
“What pictures are you using?”
“Ones where her fingers are clearly all different lengths.” pic.twitter.com/cnHMXlolxU
— Pointless Letters (@pointlesslettrs) March 11, 2018
4. Whilst some think it’s a good question
“WHY ARE KATE’S FINGERS ALL THE SAME LENGTH?” pic.twitter.com/fHvMcQu9bO
— Ricardo Autobahn (@ricardoautobahn) March 11, 2018
5. Others worry about the publishing industry
"millennials are killing the print news industry"
"TWO PAGES ABOUT KATE'S FINGERS"
"sir maybe we should…"
"TWO. FUCKING. PAGES." pic.twitter.com/GKLXtVN4MW— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) March 11, 2018
6. Although science suggests there could be something in it
Actually, if you examine Kate's fingers close up, they do look the same length. pic.twitter.com/8qVvjfnK14
— Bacardi Oakheart (@Midgetgems26) March 11, 2018
7. And nudge nudge wink wink say no more
“And of course, Kate’s fingers are all the same length if you know what I mean lads, yeah?” pic.twitter.com/wwfvXQwCUG
— Ricardo Autobahn (@ricardoautobahn) March 11, 2018
8. And this stickler for accuracy is a virtual finger truther
Or, more accurately: WHY ARE 75% OF KATE’S FINGERS A ROUGHLY SIMILAR LENGTH?
I won’t sleep now….. pic.twitter.com/Ft8aI5glXH
— Karl Brophy (@KarlBrophy) March 11, 2018
9. Some find it inspirational
If ur gearing up for a tough day of writing essays don’t forget a journalist wrote two pages on the length of Kate Middleton’s fingers. U got this 👍🏻 pic.twitter.com/CakcT2Qozn
— olivia jones (@ThatOliviaJones) March 12, 2018
10. And this person is just asking questions
Each of Kate Middleton's fingers is twice as long as the last.
— Tom O'Daighre (@tomOdaighre) March 12, 2018
Oh man. What a pile of cack this paper is. Please stop buying it. PLEASE.
