Luxemboug PM nails Brexit so well it makes Robert Peston want to retire

Spare a thought for Robert Peston today after he took one look at how the Luxembourg prime minister described Brexit and thought ‘yep, can’t do better than that’.

So what exactly did Xavier Bettel say to make the former BBC man want to chuck it all in?

To be fair, that IS pretty good. Almost as good as this, in fact.

We love Robert as much as the next man, but we’re not sure he’s ever described anything in so few words. Keep up the great work Pesto!