Turns out the NRA is weirder and even more threatening than you thought
You think you know everything there is to know about the National Rifle Association, and then they do something like this.
“To every lying member of the media, to every Hollywood phony, to the role model athletes who use their free speech to alter and undermine what our flag represents…Your Time is running out. The clock starts now."
–@DLoesch #Oscars90 pic.twitter.com/SDVjeTxyfB— NRATV (@NRATV) March 4, 2018
Yep, hardly threatening at all. Here’s what TV host and conservative political activist Dana Loesch had to say in the NRA advert.
“We are done with your agenda to undermine voters will and individual liberty in America.
“So to every lying member of the media, to every Hollywood phony, to the role model athletes who use their free speech to alter and undermine what our flag represents.
“To the politicians who would rather watch America burn than lose one ounce of their own personal power, to the late night posts that think their opinion is the only opinions that matter.
“To the Joy-Ann Reids, the Morning Joes, the Mikas. To those who stain honest reporting with partisanship.
“To those who bring bias and propaganda to CNN, The Washington Post and The New York Times … your time is running out. The clock starts now.”
And our favourite responses online.
1.
You guys are getting punked by teens and don’t know what to do. It’s been great seeing this
— Fr3d (@Fr3derick82) March 4, 2018
2.
Could you be more specific about what happens when the clock runs out?
— Scott Porch (@ScottPorch) March 4, 2018
3.
My program starts.
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) March 4, 2018
4.
Whew. I though maybe you were gonna shoot somebody!
— Scott Porch (@ScottPorch) March 4, 2018
It’s not even a clock, it’s an hourglass.
I wasn’t afraid until you turned the hourglass. I thought this was all a game Dana. But once I saw you turn the hourglass…I knew that our time is up. And now I won’t sleep because of the way you turned that hourglass.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) March 4, 2018
Just in case you want to find out more about Dana Loesch.
Meet Dana Loesch — the NRA spokeswoman who thinks journalists are ‘the rat bastards of the Earth’ and should be ‘curb-stomped’ pic.twitter.com/fiBK8Kdppx
— NowThis (@nowthisnews) March 5, 2018
And here is John Oliver doing his brilliant thing on the NRA.