Weird World

People really want a pair of these high heels

John Plunkett. Updated March 6th, 2018

If only they were true. At least, we don’t think they’re true. So hard to tell these days, innit?

Here’s where the clip is taken from, and the clues are there.

It’s called “American Wizarding” for a start.

These pumps, crafted by Mexican designer Lucita Abarca, caused quite a stir at a recent Sixth Borough fashion show. These crystalline high-heels were grown by Wyrm’s Pass artisans, deep below the Rocky Mountains, using a mixture of firebird ash, waters from the springs at Paradiso, and a variety of secret ingredients, rumored to include Australian fire opals and powdered moonstone. The result of using the firebird ash become immediately recognizable when the heel of the shoe is dragged backward across any dry surface, as it creates an impressive streak of magical fire which can be accurately aimed with a little effot. Ms. Abarca said she wanted a shoe that made a statement, and that statement was “Any bastardo brujo catcalling me on La Plaza de Sangre better be ready to dose his huevos, you know?”

But it didn’t stop people asking where they could find a pair.

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