Only 16 things you need to know about Oscar-winning Shape of Water
Shape of Water won the best picture Oscar last night, beating Get Out and Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri.
If, like us, you haven’t seen Shape of Water, here are the only things you need to know. Probably.
1.
What a touching acceptance speech from Guillermo del Toro! pic.twitter.com/YmMdZcAtPR
— pixelated boat [ASMR] binaural ~4 hours~ (@pixelatedboat) March 5, 2018
2.
The Shape Of Water. Not that original. pic.twitter.com/WWAwmtYF3p
— jimjeroo (@unknownshoulder) March 5, 2018
3.
THE SHAPE OF WATER is the first Best Picture winner with a female lead since MILLION DOLLAR BABY thirteen years ago.
— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) March 5, 2018
4.
Typical Hollywood elitism. They make a movie about a human loving a fish and it wins all the awards, I upload a video of a drunk guy in Tescos banging a haddock and I get banned from YouTube. One rule for them one for us.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) March 5, 2018
5.
Water takes the shape of whatever container it is in, this entire movie is horse shit. #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
6.
Guillermo Del Toro:
"It's like Jaws, but the guy is trying to fuck the fish"Hollywood:
"Love it. Here is all my money I shall see you at the Oscars."— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 5, 2018
7.
The most crushingly disappointing thing about The Shape of Water is that it didn't end with the title card 'Fin'. #Oscars90
— Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyo_sexwhale) March 5, 2018
8.
Once again the Oscars proves that there are only five basic movie plots
– Monster In The House
– Whydunnit
– Genie In The Bottle
– Erotic Fish
– Superhero— joe (@mutablejoe) March 5, 2018