James Blunt turns 44 on Thursday so here are 44 times he won at Twitter
It’s James Blunt’s birthday on Thursday so what better way to celebrate than with 44 times he won at Twitter?
44 times because that’s how old he will be. You’re Beautiful. You’re also a year older.
James Blunt was the king of Twitter in 2017, but who will take the crown in 2018? Probably James Blunt.
Just in case you need convincing, here’s 50 times the singer won at Twitter.
1.
It’s only halfway in. RT @Thomasemaan: Just realized how short James Blunt is !!!
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 19, 2014
2.
Coming upstairs now. RT @sassyfalahee: omfg james blunt is on the tv downstairs can this day get any worse!
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 8, 2014
3.
Boning your mum. RT @Charlie_1232: James Blunt has a twitter, what would he even tweet about?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 3, 2014
4.
If you thought 2016 was bad – I’m releasing an album in 2017.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 13, 2016
5.
Adam’s wearing the ribbed condom. RT @MrMtthwG: I almost can’t tell if it’s James Blunt or Adam Levine anymore.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) August 19, 2016
6.
Then sit on something else. RT @PhoebeChristaki: James Blunt’s face fully aggravates me
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 21, 2016
7.
Prince Harry. By text. BOOM! RT @dinolauz: Who the fuck invited James Blunt to the Invictus Games?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) May 10, 2016
8.
You should be a journalist for the Daily Mail. RT @sweetfishtaco:@JamesBlunt gave me cancer with his shit music
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 21, 2016
9.
Slightly dismayed that the 1 time I’m on TV in the last 10 years is ona @LouisTheroux documentary about Jimmy Savile pic.twitter.com/6y2y2a8E1b
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) November 3, 2016
10.
Depends where I put it. RT @paulinaboncan: Little bit of james blunt never hurt anybody
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 3, 2016
11.
Sorry haven’t Tweeted in a while. I Blocked myself by mistake.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 17, 2016
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I’ve got something huge to show you – pic.twitter.com/oudRglXiTk
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 23, 2017
14.
Don’t use me as an excuse. RT @gemmacramp: Does anybody else wanna kill themselves when James blunt comes on that fucking avert?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) July 1, 2016
15.
Anyone know any good dogging sites in Ibiza?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) July 23, 2016
16.
Can’t stand your face but thanks for the compliment RT @BWillett87: @JamesBlunt can’t stand your music but your comebacks are second to none
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) July 31, 2015
17.
I get paid £00.0004499368 per stream. Beers are on me! Cheers @Spotify.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 17, 2015
18.
Yeah, I bought those 20 million albums myself. RT @TroyJosephDavis: no one really likes James Blunt right?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 17, 2015
19.
Not even I think you’re beautiful.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 3, 2015
20.
And no mortgage. RT @hettjones: James Blunt just has an annoying face and a highly irritating voice
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 24, 2013
21.
Thanks for asking. RT @GenCassista: Does anyone still care about James Blunt? — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 23, 2013
22.
Only coz I turned her down. RT @anadinskywalker: my grandma just called james blunt a queer — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 15, 2013