Long week? Could be worse, you could live in Australia
Don’t get us wrong, there are many, many upsides to living in Australia, but imagine settling down for breakfast when your kids point out this. Christ on a bike.
https://twitter.com/MarcFennell/status/965327382839099392
At least there’s only one of them. Oh.
See the second pair of legs under the doorframe – they're breeding pic.twitter.com/JyOWSXfqW6
— Asher Wolf (@Asher_Wolf) February 18, 2018
You’re feeling itchy all over, right?
this image is haunting me
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) February 18, 2018
*burns house down*
— Casey Conway (@caseyconway_) February 18, 2018
It's like the smaller one is shy and the big one is saying "nah Kev, come out, they're cool here"
— the woods are lovely dark and deep (@rAdelaidegrl) February 18, 2018
Probably just an isolated incident, though.
This guy was living above our loo for a while! Kids used the garden instead. pic.twitter.com/17TbIeXqdR
— LJ Charleston (@LJCharleston) February 18, 2018
@AmazingPhil Just an average day in Australia. Just hanging out the washing and bam! I saw this. Are you still excited about coming to Australia? Remember you are always three feet away from a spider. pic.twitter.com/2WvyV24uVL
— Dan And Phil Memes (@DanAndPhilMeme8) February 12, 2018
Of course, this is what you want to see on your window when you walk into the house late at night. Until I turned the light on I wasn't sure if it was inside or out! #Spider #Huntsman #SummerWildlife #Australia pic.twitter.com/3gljqYdlLQ
— Natalie Potts (@nataliejepotts) January 21, 2018
I found a little friend this morning – or rather, he found me when I grabbed the cereal box. I let him stay for breakfast and then gave him safe passage to the backyard. #spider #Huntsman #Australia pic.twitter.com/ONnoDDS7nF
— Bill Quinn (@Bill_FJ_Quinn) January 23, 2018
Huntsman spiders are the natural enemy of the funnel web. Let's hear it for the huntsman 😁👌
— Shaźa (@SharonSki666) February 18, 2018
Yeah, right. We’d never turn the vacuum cleaner off, frankly.