Weird World

Long week? Could be worse, you could live in Australia

Don’t get us wrong, there are many, many upsides to living in Australia, but imagine settling down for breakfast when your kids point out this. Christ on a bike.

https://twitter.com/MarcFennell/status/965327382839099392

At least there’s only one of them. Oh.

You’re feeling itchy all over, right?

Probably just an isolated incident, though.

Yeah, right. We’d never turn the vacuum cleaner off, frankly.

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