The new Pixar film sounds incredible
Who wouldn’t want to watch this?
I have a new hero. pic.twitter.com/uuChNkQlre
— Liz Buckley (@liz_buckley) February 16, 2018
And thanks to @alexrjpaterson we can get an idea of what it would look like.
I hereby illustrate the story of the escaped cow. pic.twitter.com/FOxXMXUrwr
— Alex Paterson (@Alexrjpaterson) February 18, 2018
It turns out there’s even a spin-off in the works to this headline from the Independent.
A cousin of mine somehow had three cows. Two of the cows used to bully the third, so it fled Yorkshire and headed southwards where it ended up at an animal sanctuary. My grandma now buys us all calendars from the sanctuary every year after the escapee was featured in it.
— Pootle (@EmpJNorton) February 17, 2018
And just in case you want the full story, you can read about it here.
Here’s a flavour.
A cow has been living alone on an island, attacking anyone who comes near, after staging a miraculous escape on its way to a slaughterhouse.
The animal made its bid for safety last month after it refused to get into a lorry taking it to be killed for meat. Instead it rammed a metal fence before making a dash for the nearby Lake Nysa, south Poland.
After the cow’s owner, known only as Mr Lukasz, attempted to get it back to the farm, the cow broke one of his worker’s arms, according to Polish news show Wiadomosci.
