How bad would a pub have to be to get one star from Terry?

Amused by this pub preview where Terry gives a a pub two stars despite… well you read it:

This was also covered on Reddit where it got the following answers:

  • “Let’s try to imagine a 1 star review from Terry. ‘Gas explosion in the kitchen killed most of the kitchen staff before I got past appetizers, maybe I’ll give them a chance in the future'” writes pambuk.

  • “‘My friend was hacked to death here but the nachos are a good value'” writes PepeGambino.

  • “It wasn’t quite genocide. 2 stars **” writes JJiggy13.

    And as a reward for reading the article here’s another amusing restaurant review

    Aw… how sweet. Like excited children.

    Source: Reddit