The only 9 funny tweets that YOU need to read about “Pancake Day”
Time poor Poke readers have barraged us this morning with questions “what is this pancake day thing?” and “what are the funniest tweets about it?” and most of all “please Poke, please can you do a round up up so I don’t have to look myself?”
Well the answer to your questions, dear readers is all here for we’ve compiled the 9 best pancake tweets – best consumed whilst thinking “maybe I’ll make some pancakes later.”
1. Your ‘Pancake Day’ schedule
Pancake Day Schedule:
– Wake up
– See if Father Pancake has been
– Open all your pancakes
– Cook Pancake Lunch
– Watch Queen’s Pancake Speech
– Fall asleep for a bit
– Watch a pancake film
– Make sandwich from pancake leftovers
– Bed #pancakeday2018
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) February 13, 2018
2. Celebrating ‘Lord Pancake’
Happy pancake day, a day when we celebrate the life of Lord pancake, a flat yet round man, who tortured his constituents by flipping them in a hot pan. A proud piece of British history.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) February 13, 2018
3. Calculating Shove Tuesday
Easily work out the date of Shrove Tuesday by reciting the following:
Remember, remember the Tuesday 47 days before the Sunday on or after the first full moon following the vernal equinox. @TwopTwips
— Simon Harris (@IAmSimonHarris) February 13, 2018
4. Mum! Really!
Much like the first child, the first pancake is always rubbish.
— Lieutenant Don (@Donna_Gallers) February 9, 2016
5.This is the truth
Is it normal that I’m way more excited about pancake day than Valentine’s Day. I love my man so much but I’ve known pancakes longer 😏
— Stacey Solomon (@StaceySolomon) February 12, 2018
6. Yes, that’s really Gazza, he’s appeared on Twitter doing endless puns for some reason, but it’s nice that he’s in good humour
7. A pun but the image sells it so well
"Waiter… there's a hare in my pancakes!" pic.twitter.com/DNnbUiYzLl
— Cute Baby Animals (@OMGBabyAnimals) February 7, 2018
8. Well, if you don’t want light-hearted trashy journalism,
stop clicking on it
journalist: oh u write show me some of ur work
twitter moments writer: Chrissy Teigen maked A Pancake and It Was SCRUMPTIOUS
— high level alchemy (@Chainbody) February 12, 2018
9. And the final one…
You can't call them pancakes now because of pansexuals. You have to call them batter lemon discs. It said so in the Express.
— fourfoot (@fourfoot) February 13, 2018
OK, a bonus one because YES YES YES!
And our tip for pancakes? Go for the classic of lemon and sugar. Nutella is for twats.