Daily Mail comments on the ‘Cheddar Man’ story don’t disappoint
Almost as keenly awaited as the discovery of ‘Cheddar Man’ were the comments his appearance were going to prompt on the Daily Mail website.
And boy they don’t disappoint. Well, they do, but they don’t, if you see what we mean.
Here @TechnicallyRon has turned the comments into headlines so you can see exactly what we mean.
today's top story with daily mail comments instead of headlines and bloody hell fire this country is full of twats pic.twitter.com/06JtMcwxpG
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) February 7, 2018
The horror.
Ron… Ron… Seriously…. Are those actual comments by actual people? 😶
— Ingeborg ⭐️ (@IngeborgRakvag) February 7, 2018
yep just copy and pasted from the comments section i am so sorry
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) February 7, 2018
Petition to rename the Daily Mail as The Angry Gammon.
— Martin Thorpe (@martin_thequiff) February 7, 2018
"Next they'll be saying that Jesus had dark skin just because he was from the Middle East." pic.twitter.com/eO3aN2lkyd
— Ben Swatridge (@bswatridge) February 7, 2018
And here are a few more, courtesy of @Grumples.
It doesn’t get any better.
I've gone through the Daily Mail comments on the #CheddarMan story so you don't have to. Thread to follow: pic.twitter.com/K86MoLTfno
— Grumples (@Grumples_) February 7, 2018
This being the Daily Mail, of course the misogynists came out to play… pic.twitter.com/pXCDU7bLyU
— Grumples (@Grumples_) February 7, 2018
…whilst we're on the topic of immigration… BREXIT!! It must be Brexit. pic.twitter.com/VQjVlv7I7A
— Grumples (@Grumples_) February 7, 2018
This one seems to think this man lived for thousands of years, but was lazy… pic.twitter.com/TktUWUdasL
— Grumples (@Grumples_) February 7, 2018
Ok, let's do a few batshit fucking crazy ones. I'm gonna start with… white people are aliens… pic.twitter.com/4vm5awa9Rf
— Grumples (@Grumples_) February 7, 2018
Spare a thought for this horny fucker pic.twitter.com/OGJYwTdgwU
— Grumples (@Grumples_) February 7, 2018
Possibly my favourite… There was less sun back then… pic.twitter.com/xCKgyJdqKU
— Grumples (@Grumples_) February 7, 2018
Of course the only logical conclusion of all of this is that global warming is a hoax… pic.twitter.com/YUACQO9a50
— Grumples (@Grumples_) February 7, 2018
…and I'm going to finish on the Daily Mail reader that missed the point about #CheddarMan entirely… pic.twitter.com/ObuDHdu1Tl
— Grumples (@Grumples_) February 7, 2018
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