The only 11 responses you need to Donald Trump’s plans for a military parade
Donald Trump’s had an idea. He’s asked the Pentagon to organise a military parade in Washington DC after being impressed by a French Bastille Day parade last year.
He’s what the so-called president said.
“It was one of the greatest parades I’ve ever seen. We’re going to have to try and top it.”
And here are our 11 favourite responses online.
1.
There's already been a Trump parade. pic.twitter.com/wpxOXeSELx
— Eric Kleefeld (@EricKleefeld) February 7, 2018
2.
Attack free press. Investigate political opponents. Obstruct justice. Scapegoat immigrants. Reward cronies. Hold military parades.
— Ben Rhodes (@brhodes) February 6, 2018
3.
Trump WON’T spend money on:
-Health care
-The American people
-Roads, bridges & tunnels
-Renewable energy
-Science
-Puerto RicoTrump WILL spend money on:
-A wall
-Grand military parade
-Personal vacations
-A helicopter pad
-Rallies
-Paying off pornstarsGot it.#TrumpTreason
— Scott Dworkin (@funder) February 7, 2018
4.
It's not a "Military Parade". It's a Trump "Look at me, this is my military, so clap for me damn it" parade!#militaryparade
— Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) February 7, 2018
5.
This response to Trump’s military parade request from Fmr US Army General Paul Eaton is everything: "The military is not Donald Trump's to use & abuse this way. Our military is the very best in the world, they are not to be reduced to stagecraft to prop up Donald Trump's image"
— Scott Dworkin (@funder) February 7, 2018
6.
Donald Trump has ordered the Pentagon to stage a military parade. This is @mrjamesob's comical response. pic.twitter.com/KZu4c9c1A4
— LBC (@LBC) February 7, 2018