This Amazon review of a giant beach ball tells a hilariously dangerous story from beginning to end
A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks.
By Reid hamlinon – February 3, 2018
We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability.
“No review has ever made me want to buy an item more…” writes riffraffs.
“I have one of these. Only takes 20 minutes to blow up if you have an electric pump. Can confirm is fun, and also a pain in the ass to control and store.” writes SkylerPC.
WE’RE BUYING TWO